Cameron Matthews

Sometimes I wear really tight pants, which poses a problem for said wearer.



I am too large to wear such tight pants, but will continue to.



My waste will hang over and all will be sad in the universe,



And Morrissey will look me in the eye and say, "Why don't you love me? Why do I feel?"



And I said back to him, "I'm not sure. I think it's the tight pants."



Then every one in the room laughed a hearty laugh,

And then went to sleep, for Jesus was coming to bear them gifts the next day:



Best Birthday ever!

I will be playing in Austin, Texas for the Campus Invasion Tour on Aprill 22nd. I just want to thank everyone for supporting me and especially the people from MTVU that helped me out.